Riddle: A "Cold" One

Question: 
What happens to a toddler whose mom started back at work at an elementary school a month ago and is surrounded by kid germs 8 hours a day and hand sanitizes to the best of her ability but then comes home every night with germs all over that just don't seem to die?

Answer:
The toddler gets two bad colds in three weeks and her parents think about investing in the one of the only things that makes toddler colds semi-survivable for all parties involved: Boogie Wipes.

We went for the large sized container this time

You may say to yourself, "Those silly people, haven't you heard of KLEENEX?" But, really, the Boogie Wipes are lifesavers.  They are coated with saline and are much better for the delicate toddler nose than regular old Kleenex.

At least that is what we tell ourselves when we shell out $9.00 for the giant tube of them.

**No, I was not paid or given free stuff for this blog post.  We have just gone through a gazillion Boogie Wipes the past few weeks, and it was all I could think of to blog about tonight. It's been that kind of week.**