I am totally getting played right now and I know it. Between the cold she developed the past 24-hours and her newfound ability to ask for things when going to sleep, I'M. GETTING. PLAYED.
The following is a play-by-play of nap time shenanigans today. Most of our conversations were through the monitor, though I went up and down our two flights of steps about a half dozen times as well. Enjoy.
1:00pm
Nap time. Get into pull-up and jammies (yes, our toddler wears her jammies for nap time at our house). Read book. Sing 3 songs.
1:07pm- Through the monitor
Callie: Mommy, my nose is running!
Me: Use your blankie and go to sleep.
Callie: I can't use my blankie. I need a Kleenex.
Me: It is right by your bed.
Callie: Mommy, MY NOSE IS RUNNING!
I sigh and go upstairs to wipe her nose.
Callie: I'm thirsty!
Me: It is time for sleepies.
Callie: But I'm really thirsty!
Me: You need to lay down. I'll bring you your juice.
Callie: Okay.
I go down two flights of stairs to get the juice and then go back up.
Callie: (
Drinks juice)
Me: Time for sleepies.
1:15pm- Through the monitor
Callie:
(Sits up) Mommy, I'm hungry!
Me: Lay down and go to sleep.
Callie: But I'm hungry!
Me: It is time for sleepies. Go to sleep.
Callie:
(Gets out of bed) But I'm hungry!
Me
: (Decide to ignore)
1:30pm
Callie
: (Claps hands, moves legs up and down, continues to talk about being hungry)
1:40pm- Through the monitor
Callie: Mommy, I'm still hungry!
Me: LAY DOWN AND GO TO SLEEP.
Callie: But I'm hungry!
Me:
(totally know I'm getting played) Lay down and be quiet and I'll bring you a small snack.
Callie: Okay.
(lays down)
Me:
(bring up a wheat thin and three raisins) Here is a cracker and three raisins. You need to eat these and go to sleep.
Callie: But I want them in a bowl.
Me: I don't have a bowl. Eat them now or I'm going to take them downstairs.
Callie:
(eats and then lays down)
Me: GO TO SLEEP.
1:47pm- Through the monitor
Callie:
(sits up) MOMMY! I forgot to watch Bubble Guppies!
Me: LAY DOWN AND GO TO SLEEP. RIGHT NOW.
Callie: BUT I FORGOT TO WATCH BUBBLE GUPPIES!
Me:
(ignore...ignore...ignore)
Callie:
(keeps talking and moving and clapping and being obnoxious)
1:53- Through the monitor
Callie: I'm thirsty!
Me:
(as stern as I can) YOU NEED TO LAY DOWN RIGHT NOW AND GO TO SLEEP.
Callie: DON'T SAY MEAN THINGS TO ME!
Me:
(ignore)
Callie: I'm thirsty!
Me:
(ignore)
2:05
Callie:
(lays back down...creepy raccoon eyes stare at the monitor hardly blinking)
2:12
Callie:
(eyes closed...knock on wood)
2:15
Okay. I think I won.
I have a serious fear of losing nap time. Most of her friends have already dropped their nap times, but I'm so not ready to let it go yet. I'm hoping this is just a product of daylight savings time messing with her internal clock and her stuffy nose.